come get me iphone motherfuckers

I'm sick of pretty looking websites.

They're boring as shit. I always get the same feeling from them, which is similar to when you go to some enterprisey office site. It's way too bright and clean and it's made out of the same words all over again!!!

Enter this piece of shit website I made for myself

You will find my mark on the web here. It's as good as a turd on a brand new Mercedes, but I don't really give a fuck. I absolutely need to have this crap bound to my html typing hands. Without it, I wouldn't be as happy.

The 90's web was cool as fuck. I wasn't even born in the 90s, but I really feel at home in it(the 90's web)

and i really just wanna fuck around with gifs honestly

Mobile Users Get Fucked!!!

heres my email if you wanna talk shit:


I'm gonna show you some of the best skateboarding videos

EVER

so basically here you have the coolest skate videos ive ever fucking watched. i like anything recorded with a crappy camera or a fisheye honestly... then all you gotta do is put a sick soundtrack on top of it and boom. And i might be sounding kinda simple here, but of course you need that vision... not everyone has it.

so basically here you have the coolest skate videos ive ever fucking watched. i like anything recorded with a crappy camera or a fisheye honestly... then all you gotta do is put a sick soundtrack on top of it and boom. And i might be sounding kinda simple here, but of course you need that vision... not everyone has it.

my two absolute favorite videos here are palace's Palasonic and lurknyc's mean streets. The latter is the name of a really cool mafia movie by martin scorsese that happens in nyc, so taking into consideration that the skating goes down in nyc you can pretty much do the match and realize its some serious shit going down in that clip

my two absolute favorite videos here are palace's Palasonic and lurknyc's mean streets. The latter is the name of a really cool mafia movie by martin scorsese that happens in nyc, so taking into consideration that the skating goes down in nyc you can pretty much do the match and realize its some serious shit going down in that clip

but, just like The Drums once said...

i wanna go surfing...